You'd lose your job for this.
08 Sep 2004If I never showed up to work I’m pretty sure I’d be fired. As would any of us. But I suppose it’s different if you work in washington. Glad we are paying folks like John Kerry for doing nothing. He hasn’t been present for all the items of legislation voted on as far back as yahoo has tracked it (NV means no vote). Your tax dollars at waste.
Senator Kerry
Greg Retkowski
411 Walnut St #1716
Green Cove Springs, FL 32043
September 8, 2004
Dear John,
Hello, as a citizen of the US and therefore as your employer, I am afraid
I have to notify you that we've decided to terminate your employment for
lack of attendence at work. When we hired you your responsibilities were
to attend sessions of congress and vote on legislation and you've been
unable to complete these duties on a regular basis. We are always seeking
to cut government waste by terminating employees who draw paychecks while
not performing their duties, which is a category you fall under.
We wish you the best of luck in whatever future endevours you undertake.
Sincerely,
Greg Retkowski